You were some guru’sexit liquidity.
Bought a prop-firm PineScript, signal room, or “funded account” miracle that smelled like money and drained like a gas-station toilet? Upload the TradingView trade list. We pressure-wash it against real firm rules before you buy another reset-fee hamster-wheel ticket.
Maybe you didn't have a discipline problem. Maybe you bought a lacquered turd of a backtest dressed up as a prop-firm strategy.
The screenshots looked clean. The Discord sounded holy. The seller swore it was “prop-firm ready.” Then daily loss limits, trailing drawdown, consistency rules, slippage, and the reset button crawled out of the drain with a knife.
That is why the Orphanage exists: not to dunk on people who got burned, but to give them a room where the math gets the microphone before marketing hoses the place down with screenshot confetti and discount-code cologne.
A halfway house for cursed little backtests.
The calculator is the first plunger. The community is the point: a no-guru place to bring scripts, CSVs, firm rules, and hard lessons without getting sold another fantasy in a fake Rolex font.
No shame for getting burned
You were marketed to. That does not make you dumb; it means some funnel goblin found your pain point and sold it a tiny suit.
Receipts over screenshots
Bring the TradingView List of Trades, not the victory-lap JPEG. CSVs get math. Screenshots get the janitor’s mop and side-eye.
No guru daycare
No signal worship, no “funded in 30 days” lullabies, no grown adults yelling “lock in” over a martingale with a spray-tan logo.
If we can't tell, we say so
Missing data, account-state sizing, or fantasy fills do not get a confident number in a tuxedo. They get a stop sign and a bucket.
The claim, the math, and the rule that kicks it in the teeth.
A vendor can show you a beautiful equity curve. So can a raccoon with crayons if you let it pick the start date. We show whether that curve survives the actual challenge rules: daily loss, trailing drawdown, consistency, slippage, and missing data.
The marketing claim cartwheels into the porta-potty on the daily loss limit — 4 runs out of 5.
Translation: the idea may have teeth, but the sizing is trying to fight a $2,000 daily leash with a folding chair and no pants. Cut risk-per-trade ~40% and the same strategy simulates near 58%. We'll show that math too. Past hypothetical performance is not indicative of jack.
Your strategy sizes off live account equity. A backtest doesn't carry a firm's real-time balance, so any pass % we printed here would be a fortune cookie wearing a lab coat and sitting in toilet water.
Turn the marketing claim into a pass-rate autopsy.
No account link. No P&L striptease. Just the CSV you already have — and cold arithmetic against the rules firms actually enforce.
Export the trade list
Export the List of Trades from the TradingView Strategy Tester. Drag it in. That is the whole setup — no broker login, no guru password séance, no velvet-rope nonsense.
Pick the firm rules
Choose the prop-firm account. We simulate thousands of challenge attempts against the actual profit target, trailing max drawdown, daily loss limit and consistency rules.
Read the autopsy
One clean pass rate, plus the fail reasons — the exact rule that drags most runs behind the shed. If the file cannot prove the claim, we do not smear lipstick on it.
Cheaper than one dumbass reset.
The free autopsy stays free — one firm, one honest number, no card. The paid engine is for when you want the whole ugly colonoscopy, not just the headline obituary.
- One firm's honest pass rate, your pick
- The fail reasons — the rule that eats the account and burps
- An answer even when it's "we can't tell"
- Compare all 36 firms at once
- Slippage stress-testing
- All 36 firms compared at once, ranked by your odds
- Full diagnostics engine — every fail path ranked
- Slippage stress-testing — because fills aren't backtests and the market doesn't care about your screenshot
- In-sample vs. out-of-sample split — edge or curve-fit?
- Re-run whenever a firm changes the rules
We shove ourselves through the same wood chipper.
Everyone in this space sells hope in a shiny bucket. We sell the number — and sometimes that number is bad news you needed before you fed the reset-fee raccoon again.
No guaranteed-pass cosplay
A 71% pass rate still means 29 runs in 100 fail. Anyone selling certainty in this business is selling a parachute made of wet paper vibes.
No screenshot priesthood
We do not accept cherry-picked equity curves as holy scripture. Bring the CSV. Let the rules bite it in public.
No juiced numbers
We model slippage and real fills, not the frictionless fantasy your backtest ran in. We won't round a bad number up so you feel warm in the pants and pay us.
No firm kickbacks
Nobody pays us to point you at their challenge. We take no firm kickbacks — that's why we can call a stinky setup stinky.
If the Orphanage sells its own PineScripts, they have to survive the same firm rules and public standards first — not just get shoved through our own calculator while we honk a clown horn and call it science.
Come inside before the next reset crawls out of the toilet.
The community starts through Whop for now: membership, updates, paid access, and future Discord doors in one place. No signals. No fake urgency. No “guaranteed funded” garbage with a countdown timer and a fake heartbeat.